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"Thank you Superman. My name is Matt Foley I am a motivational speaker and I have been married thrice and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER.! Superman has called me here to whip you slackers into superhero shape."
"Excuse me Mr. Foley...but I've been doing my job."
"Well la de frickin' dah! Oh hey there Mr. Talkative. I can't quite see that far Superman...is that a winged fairy over there? Listen up wing boy why don't you shut your damn yapper up!!!
"Ok let's start with Superman and his flying. Get over here partner...okidoky...boy you are a heavy one...better lay off those Krypton cookies eh there supe...hehehe?
"Oh my god!!! Oh lord...that's my fault, that's gonna leave a mark. I think there's a table leg up my ass!"
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